- Alex: When I was in my senior year of high school, I took this bullshit fuckin' like music tech class or whatever and we all used computers. One time I opened up one of the computers and put my ham sandwich inside it. And like, three months later I remember the teacher coming into class one day just like with that super stern look on his face like... *makes a super stern face* Everyone immediately knew what was going on but we were all dead silent. He was just like...he was a little effeminate. He's like- *Rian and Jack interrupt Alex* ...I'm trying to tell my fucking story, shut the fuck up! You're rude!... So anyways, I'm sitting in class, he comes in like *makes a pissed off face* I can't- I'm sitting there trying not to laugh and he's like "Someone has put ham in a computer. Which one of you put ham in your computer?" So from now on, if I'm disappointed in you guys at any time during this show today, rather than say I'm disappointed and give you a reason, I'm just gonna say "Somebody put ham in the computer." And that's gonna let you know that you're sucky. That you need to step it up!
- Jack: And then he's gonna put ham inside of you!
- Alex: I'm gonna put ham in you!
- *crowd cheers*
- Alex: Why would you cheer? That's gross!
Whovians:
Sherlockians:
Potterheads:
So what do I do if I’m all three?? Do I take hostage inside a police box and then use my phoenix to disapperate???
YES.
He courted me mutely with these self-portraits of his disembodied head.
-Helena Bonham Carter
what and she fell for him
i would run as far away as i could
OMG.
There are very few contexts in which the above pictures would be sweet.
This is one of them.
<3
i drew this for a zine a while ago and just realized i never uploaded it.
EDIT: hey y’all there are now prints available of this, it would mean a lot to me if you bought one so I can get a new tablet! ,
Kind of want this as a tattoo now… :D
Reblogging for that last bit only..sorry..XP
Asdf EXACTLY!! I fucking hate stupid, immature fangirls who don’t know where to draw the line between fantasy and reality. Yes, I know we all fantasize about fucking/dating our favorite band dudes (or chicks, whatever your preference), but what people need to realize is that THAT DOESN’T MEAN WE ACTUALLY STAND A CHANCE WITH THEM. WE DON’T. And that’s fine. DON’T FUCKING BULLY THE PEOPLE THEY DATE BECAUSE YOU’RE BITTER THAT THEY’RE NOT DATING YOU. It’s a shitty thing to do, and it makes you look like such an idiot. Just fucking stop.
(Source: bvbconfessions)
